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Libertadores !!!
Era o início da década de 60, quando se deu este interessante episódio :
O Presidente do Santos marca uma reunião com Deus.
Chegando lá, ele pergunta:
- Senhor Deus, eu gostaria de saber se o Santos será Campeão da
Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap flap (páginas do livro de Deus)
- e diz:
- Sim, o Santos será Campeão da Libertadores, ainda na sua gestão. E duas
vezes...
O Presidente do São Paulo, curioso, também marca uma reunião com Deus:
- Senhor Deus, e o São Paulo, será Campeão da Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap, flap, flap, - e diz:
- Será sim, o São Paulo será Campeão da Libertadores várias vezes,
mas não na sua gestão.
O Presidente do Flamengo também marca uma reunião com Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Flamengo, será Campeão da Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap - e diz:
- Será sim, o Flamengo será Campeão da Libertadores, mas não na sua
gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.
O Presidente do Palmeiras também marca uma reunião com Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Verdão, será Campeão da Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap - e diz:
- Será sim, o Palmeiras será Campeão da Libertadores, mas não na sua
gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.
O Presidente do Corinthians também marca a tal reunião com Deus.
- E o Coringão, será Campeão da Libertadores ?
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- Achei !!! - grita Deus - Está aqui. É em 2210.
- Não, não. Desculpe-me. Aqui é o corinthians de alagoas que
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- Não achei. Peraí que vou consultar em outros Planetas - e tome
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E Deus finaliza... - Será sim, o Corinthians será Campeão da
Libertadores, mas não na MINHA gestão !!!

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